A bagpipe brigade, just because Chris likes bagpipes so much

He sat in the chair for about 30 seconds before leaping up again when a fire truck rounded the corner

12 seconds after I took this photo, they did a Chinese fire drill

Needs. no. caption. too. awesome. for. words.

So, the Reynolds Tractor Supply, Co. people were throwing t-shirts and goodies out to people in the crowd, and they kept passing Emily by. So finally, she put David on her shoulders and yelled, “I have a two-year-old! I need John Deere stuff!”. They threw a John Deere beer coosie at her. Now that’s class

“Buy me today! Only $300,000!” So, let me make sure I understand this. We could buy a combine as big as our next house, or we could buy our next house. And send our child to college. For a year or two

Falls under the category of: Vehicles Our Son Will Not Ever Take To Prom. I don’t care what the rest of the guys on the lacrosse team want to rent.

This is a little more like it. The Red Hat ladies in a Smart car. And motorbikes. Seriously, though, this is Fishers. Our next door neighbor’s four-year-old drives a Power Wheels bigger than a Smart car. And still, we continue to wait for our Prius

And speaking of heinous fuel inefficiency, we were out for our evening stroll around the block when the Team Ganassi Dan Wheldon semi rolled past our house. Because an Indy car big rig chugging down our street is an everyday occurrence in our neighborhood

Finally, Beansprout concedes that an empty Kleenex box really is too small for her to fit in